Smarties - do you eat the red ones last?

I have some Halloween candy left over, which consists of mini Smarties boxes which are really the perfect size. I like to dump out the whole box, and put matching pairs of Smarties in one pile, and the ones with no matching colour in another. I like to eat the single colour ones one at a time, which is first suck on them until they break down the middle and eat the cholocate, and then the shells. Once I'm done that pile, I like the eat the pairs the "normal" way, with one on each side of my mouth.

Weird? Yes. OCD? Perhaps. But it makes me feel sooooo good.

The true meaning of "sick day"

So I am not feeling the greatest today - a weekend of poor food choices, not enough sleep and what I think is a cold have allowed me to call in sick today. But calling in sick is not what I thought it would be - I actually am calling in on phone conferences, doing work on a deadline and whilst in bed, surrounded by papers and my ever trusty IBM laptop. These kind of sick days suck. Might as well call it a suck day (I just came up with that, can you tell?)

Women drive me crazy!!

My guy support is either moving to cubicles away from me or being taken off my project... not only that but these women are driving me crazy with their moods and bitchiness. I go on this rant every so often.

Chicks are driving me crazy!!!

Well duh!

"Bad kissers don't get to second base"

As if this is some crazy scientific find. Relationships are based on attraction, so if the first physical step isn't great, of course the next one wouldn't be either.

I also found an article talking about a guy whose sore was being robbed was shot at, and put his hand up to defend himself from the bullet and it deflected off his wedding ring. Lucky bastard. Lucky wife?